Dating your daughter application
It is an unending, unconditional commitment that often is accompanied by feelings... If you have that backward, we can stop talking right now until you go relearn that.
If you want to know how this began, go read her story, and be sure to review it. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Those are the bricks that build the wall that withstands the advances of old Slouchy-Pants, whether you ever show up with your Winchester locked and loaded or not.Strong leaders surround themselves with strong people, not with weak ones.Note: This application will be considered incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician. What is your name, age, social security number, IQ and boy scout rank? Signature of applicant _________________________________ Signature of father _____________________________________ Signature of mother ____________________________________ Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________ Signature of State Representative _________________________ Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
You may be a great guy, and for any number of reasons we might be friends, but in order for us to become family I have to first appear to be your adversary.